President George Bush has announced, as part of the economic stimulus package, to give each US taxpayer as much as US$800 by Spring.
Now you should know by now I am on personal speaking terms with George Bush, who gave me the go ahead to adapt his Bush - Hu joke for my Hu Han Rou blog entry a couple of months ago.
I just got off the phone with him and wants US residents to spend all of it on Erhus, Pipas and Dizis in my online store!
I will in turn use the proceeds to buy books from Amazon.com, a ring for my wife from Tiffany & Co., a Chevrolet Corvette and a piece of US real estate from Ebay.
The ultimate goal of stimulating the US economy is achieved. In fact I've already done my part by paying to go to a seminar full of motivational speakers from all over USA!
But the last time I checked, only 27% of US citizens have positive views of George Bush. So the rest of the 73% might try to go against him. Rats!
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I'm just kidding if you haven't figured it out by now.
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LOL. I like your way of thinking better than Bush's... you have a well thought out plan!
ReplyDeleteI just spent mine on my new Erhu ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks again, by the way :)
Cryss
Haha, that was actually pretty funny. If the government hadn't put my stimulus money towards an old illegitimate red-light ticket that I had refused to pay I'd be buying an erhu, but I just bought a pipa, so it's okay!
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